The last phew days...

Now before you get your underpants in a twist, I did promise a dress makeover in this post. I have no excuse to give you except:

- The dog ate it

-My internet was down

-I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.

-I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.


-I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy

-I gave it to a homeless man to line his hat with.


Okay so most of these excuses were stolen  (if you're looking for some really good excuses - google it- so many good ones out there) but all I can say is that 3 out of 5 were sick (that's 60%)....and I had no choice but to look after them.

It is on my very long, indicipherable to do list ( i tend to do these at 3am in the morning) so hopefully it will be on a post this week :)

What i did do was make lots of stuff to make sure I book myself into a local market.....pretty darn exciting for this Kooky Owl.

So, lets discuss red lips. I love red, painted lips. It looks so lovely, especially with mustard clothing. I can't do red lips though...let me give you an example:

Stunning! so beautiful!

I love this! She pulls it off perfectly.......but:

this would so be me after 5 minutes of putting the red on. No chance of being polished.

 I hope everybody has a lovely week. Red lips or not!